- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Poop

A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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