- Anti Joke

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.