Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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NEVER

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Hello

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The WNBA.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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