Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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An asian walks out of math class

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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women's rights.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Penis!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

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