why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Whats 0+0 0

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

Anti Joke

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