what time is it rape time

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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