- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

GONNA

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

Adam Sandler.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What is brown and sticky?

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

memes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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