How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Lebron Traveled

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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This is not a good joke.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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