A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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womens rights

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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