Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

whats funny? ebola and 911

balls in ya mouf

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

What's the difference between a black man with a pie and an asian with an apple. They're of different ethnicitiesand cultures, and are holding different foods.

Knock Knock No one answers....

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

Poopsack Jones

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

shut up

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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