Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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S.O.P.A

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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