- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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