- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Sarah Palin is President

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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