Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing. Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Star Wars

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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potato farming

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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