- Anti Joke

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

potato farming

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.