What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Wanna hear a joke womens rights

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Whats White and sticky? Semen

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Get in the van

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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