A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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Trashcan!

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

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9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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