- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

9/11/2001

The horse said "nay."

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

I'm gay.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??