A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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