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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Will gropes Ebola victims

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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