What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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