- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Someone told me about this website.

Q: What's the point? A: .

a show horse jumps over a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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