- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

Your Mom

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

women leaving the kitchen

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

cory is gay

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Chayton

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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