a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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