- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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