What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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My butt!!!!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Once upon a time.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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the guy below me is gay

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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antijokes

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Hummer.

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Your mom goes to college

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Small titties.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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