What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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