Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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the your face joke

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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