What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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a little girl gets raped

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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