- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did one muffin say to the other? I don't know, but you need a psychiatrist.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

So there was a pirate, he got shot in the back. And when he got shot he turned to his freind (fellow pirate) and said i have been shot and there is a pretty good chance i will die.

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

math test 2=2

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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