- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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