what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Romney 2012

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Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why did the chandelier fall on the little boy? Hell if I know, the only person who saw it got hit by a chandelier and died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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