- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

Chaney is a dumb b****

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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