whats the difference between a battery and a charger

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

women's rights.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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