KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

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Women's Rights

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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you just lost the game!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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