why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Small titties.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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Whats 0+0 0

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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minorities.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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