Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Dozer has a soul

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Lets make like trees and stand still

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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