Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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