- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Yeah, totally.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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