- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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