A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Canada's army

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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