What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Whats worse than living with cancer? Dieing of cancer.

Knock Knock Come in

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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