- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

What did Sally get on her 18th birthday? Herpes

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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