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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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