When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Lebron Traveled

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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The WNBA

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Sarah Palin is President

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well no one really knows for sure

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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