A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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