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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Nah

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

Mmmm, donuts

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

Uh, erm, uh...I don't know.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

Patrick is gay

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

i have 2 penises

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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