What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? The deaf man spoke no identifiable words because he could not hear what he was saying. He mumbled a few phrases in jibberish, and the blind man continued looking for his favorite brand of Ramen Noodles at his local Harris Teeter.

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jess yawns with no hands in front of her mouth. true story.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

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