- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

newt gingrich

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

women

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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