You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

A horse walks into a bar...n

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

no u

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

A British man walks into a dental office.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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