- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What is good about the holocaust? It is over

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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