Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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S.O.P.A

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

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You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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austins gay lolololol

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Anti Joke

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