- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Your mom

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??