i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Someone told me about this website.

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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