- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

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