And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Your mother

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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