Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Penis

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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