why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

Penis.

knock knock your gay

i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

KEVIN HART

scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

A baby seal walks into a club.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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