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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Whats White and sticky? Semen

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Get in the van

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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