Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Hitler was Jewish.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Vagina-Boob

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

Lets make like trees and stand still

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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