- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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