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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Two strangers are sitting at a bar having a drink. One is a young, fat, red-headed guy named Fred. The other is an elderly grey-haired man. After a while, Fred turns to the old man and awkwardly asks: "Excuse me sir would ya' mind givin me some advice? There's this girl who has sat next to me on the bus every morning for the past three months. She's the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She always smiles and winks at me. I wannna ask her on a date but every time I go to do it I freeze. I just don't know what to say. I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm falling for this girl and I don't know what in the world to do. Any tips?" The old man continues to sit quietly, slowly sipping his drink. After a while the old man looks at Fred. "Hmmm" says the old man, as he thinks over Fred's question. "What is your name son?" He asks Fred. "It's Fred sir," replies Fred. "Hmmm," the old man says again as he continues to think over Fred's question. The old man then stands up, takes out a gun, and shoots Fred in the face. Fred never saw it coming.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Anti Joke

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