Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

Your doorbell is broken.

NEVER

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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