- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

I am really good at math debating

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