Dozer has a soul

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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ballsack

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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