Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

RULES: #1) have fun #2) safety first

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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