Your mother

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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penis that is all

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Yeah, totally.

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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Steve Jobs.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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cory is gay

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AVI IS A FAG

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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