- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

MICHAEL

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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