- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

The WNBA.

Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

in the begining... god made some stuff

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

-Knock knock -Come on in!

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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