What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

potato farming

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Pavel Novak

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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