Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

Your mama so fat, that it's starting to affect her relationship with her husband in a negative or harmful way. (CSC)

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

knock knock your gay

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Penis.

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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