How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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Women's rights

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Fuck her

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whats funny? ebola and 911

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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women leaving the kitchen

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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