- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

ring ring ring hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) beep beep beep

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

My Girlfriend

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

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