- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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