why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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no u

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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i said why are you disliking me he said its anti joke

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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