Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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My Girlfriend

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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a man walked out of church and said F***!

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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