Woman's Rights.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

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Haha

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ballsack

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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