- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

A horse walks into a bar...n

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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