- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Women's rights

what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

What is brown and sticky? Poop

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

Fuck her

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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