Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

My Girlfriend

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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