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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Get in the van

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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