Left. That one direction...

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Write your own

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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