- Anti Joke

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Pavel Novak

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!