- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Your mum is dead

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

Tennesse

Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

yo mama so fat she's fat

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

shut up

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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