- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

A horse walks into a glue factory..

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

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