- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

Penis.

What is a question?

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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