- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

No

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Poop

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

weiner? balls

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