Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

NEVER

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

who farted? umm........that guy.

What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

Lebron Traveled

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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