- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

The WNBA

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

in the begining... god made some stuff

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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