Hellen Keller

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Your mother

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What's worse than the titanic sinking 9-11

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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