A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

A British man walks into a dental office.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Patrick is gay

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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