- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

balls in ya mouf

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Whats white, and edible? white chocolate

AVI IS A FAG

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Avery has crabs.

To mamas so fat shes fat

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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