What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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a show horse jumps over a bar

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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