- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

in the begining... god made some stuff

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

i hate you.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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