Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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The WNBA.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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Kittens.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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